{"product_id":"not-today-satan","title":"Not Today, Satan","description":"\u003cp\u003eSome mornings the coffee hasn't kicked in, the toddler already unrolled the toilet paper, and you still haven't found matching shoes — and you have to look the day in the eye and say it anyway: not today, Satan.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA watercolor umbrella card for the mom who's drawn her line in the shade and isn't moving it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSize: 5x7, folds to standard card size\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eInside: Blank, write your own message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePaper: Premium cardstock, matte finish\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIncludes: Envelope + coordinating sticker\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePart of: The Throwing Shade Collection\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\"Come to me, all of you who are weary and carry heavy burdens, and I will give you rest.\" Matthew 11:28\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eWith love from Franklin, TN\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Emily Herron Designs","offers":[{"title":"Single Card","offer_id":54565609308439,"sku":null,"price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1002\/8154\/9079\/files\/0010-8815181448681448190.png?v=1785377224","url":"https:\/\/emilyherrondesigns.com\/products\/not-today-satan","provider":"Emily Herron Designs","version":"1.0","type":"link"}