Watercolor greeting card featuring a black and coral striped umbrella, titled Not Today Satan, from the Throwing Shade Collection

Not Today, Satan

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$6.00
$6.00
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Watercolor greeting card featuring a black and coral striped umbrella, titled Not Today Satan, from the Throwing Shade Collection
  • Watercolor greeting card featuring a black and coral striped umbrella, titled Not Today Satan, from the Throwing Shade Collection
  • Watercolor greeting card featuring a black and coral striped umbrella, titled Not Today Satan, from the Throwing Shade Collection
Not Today, Satan

Not Today, Satan

$6.00
$6.00
TitleSingle Card

Some mornings the coffee hasn't kicked in, the toddler already unrolled the toilet paper, and you still haven't found matching shoes — and you have to look the day in the eye and say it anyway: not today, Satan.

A watercolor umbrella card for the mom who's drawn her line in the shade and isn't moving it.

  • Size: 5x7, folds to standard card size
  • Inside: Blank, write your own message
  • Paper: Premium cardstock, matte finish
  • Includes: Envelope + coordinating sticker
  • Part of: The Throwing Shade Collection

"Come to me, all of you who are weary and carry heavy burdens, and I will give you rest." Matthew 11:28

With love from Franklin, TN

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